What would you do without me? Say 'nothing.'" "Nothing," said the Prince. "Good. Then you're helpless and I'll help you.
Love is what you've been through with somebody.
A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her in the privacy of the home.
I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.
This is the posture of fortunes slave: one foot in the gravy, one foot in the grave.
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.