Time is for dragonflies and angels. The former live too little and the latter live too long.
James ThurberThe laughter of man is more terrible than his tears, and takes more forms -hollow, heartless, mirthless, maniacal.
James ThurberThe sanity of the average banquet speaker lasts about two and a half months; at the end of that time he begins to mutter to himself, and calls out in his sleep.
James Thurber