The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
The unicorn is a mythical beast.
Let the meek inherit the earth -- they have it coming to them.
I could have killed Gregory Fitzhurst at three hundred feet with my left hand.
I hate women because they have brought into the currency of our language such expressions as "all righty" and "yes indeedy" and hundreds of others.
Love is blind, but desire just doesn't give a good goddamn