American girls often marry someone they can't stand to spite someone they can.
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
No male can beat a female in the long run because they have it over us in sheer, damn longevity.
God bless... God damn.
Remember laughter. You'll need it even in the blessed isles of Ever After.