It is okay to fall, but not okay to stay on the ground.

Golfers are genuinely courteous in a discourteous world. Show me a guest on The Jerry Springer Show who's a golfer.

My attitude about Hollywood is that I wouldn't walk across the street to pull one of those executives out of the snow if he was bleeding to death. Not unless I was paid for it. None of them ever did me any favors.

The whole world has gone back to something we are genetically engineered to do - communicating through symbols.

The only reason people lock their car doors when Obama walks by is they are afraid he'll tax them to death...

I'm a pretty quiet guy, but if people want to think of me as a lady killer, I guess that's good.

...simple logic tells you that if somebody wants you dead you have one course of action: To get them deader sooner.