Golfers are genuinely courteous in a discourteous world. Show me a guest on The Jerry Springer Show who's a golfer.

...simple logic tells you that if somebody wants you dead you have one course of action: To get them deader sooner.

I was able to lean on people for favors and things to help out because their budget was so low. It was half of what John Travolta's perk package is on a film. Our whole budget was half of what his staff makes on a film.

I'm a pretty quiet guy, but if people want to think of me as a lady killer, I guess that's good.

It is okay to fall, but not okay to stay on the ground.

Just curious. Does the president of the United States have any advice for other teenage boys in America? Wounded warriors, for example . . .

My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon Valdez.