Golfers are genuinely courteous in a discourteous world. Show me a guest on The Jerry Springer Show who's a golfer.

I'm a pretty quiet guy, but if people want to think of me as a lady killer, I guess that's good.

...simple logic tells you that if somebody wants you dead you have one course of action: To get them deader sooner.

I'm famous for being nicer to my fans than anyone on the face of the earth because I figure, a) They pay my salary, and b) It's probably like a big moment in your life to meet somebody; so I would say, 'Just come on up.'

Look, just go sit at the card table with the rest of the kids and let the adults run the country.

Do you think I want to be the one lone voice against the Hollywood liberal establishment? It's not going to do me any good.

Give Bush 10 minutes before you hammer him. I think he's going to surprise people. He sounds simple and uncomplicated, but maybe that's what we need now. He's not as stupid as everyone thinks. I like the guy.