Golfers are genuinely courteous in a discourteous world. Show me a guest on The Jerry Springer Show who's a golfer.

The only reason people lock their car doors when Obama walks by is they are afraid he'll tax them to death...

The press is like a big bass, you just stick a hook in their mouth and they'll take it.

Filmmaking, like sex, isn't a polite enterprise. It involves a lot of mess and the bottom line is, if somebody ain't screaming, you're not doing your job.

The lifeblood of my career has been independent film.

I'm a pretty quiet guy, but if people want to think of me as a lady killer, I guess that's good.

So you can say whatever you want and quote me however you want about politics and make the next payday, and that's fine because I'm making that deal with you, but just mention the movie along the way, OK?