When I was in high school, we were all laboring under the illusion, or maybe it was a reality, that everyone in our school was a virgin.

Celebrity - I don't even know what that means. Obviously it's the same basic word as celebration, but I don't know what's being celebrated.

Sometimes the way you respond to horrific, evil deeds is the measure of one's self as a man, as a nation, as people, as a community.

The bottom line is to be in control of your own destiny.

I'm a pretty quiet guy, but if people want to think of me as a lady killer, I guess that's good.

My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon Valdez.

When I was in high school, we were all laboring under the illusion, or maybe it was a reality, that everyone in our school was a virgin.