When I was in high school, we were all laboring under the illusion, or maybe it was a reality, that everyone in our school was a virgin.

I'm famous for being nicer to my fans than anyone on the face of the earth because I figure, a) They pay my salary, and b) It's probably like a big moment in your life to meet somebody; so I would say, 'Just come on up.'

It is okay to fall, but not okay to stay on the ground.

I was able to lean on people for favors and things to help out because their budget was so low. It was half of what John Travolta's perk package is on a film. Our whole budget was half of what his staff makes on a film.

Whatever it took to get elected president of the United States, I don't think being a complete and utter moron is one of those predicates.

Give Bush 10 minutes before you hammer him. I think he's going to surprise people. He sounds simple and uncomplicated, but maybe that's what we need now. He's not as stupid as everyone thinks. I like the guy.

Do you think I want to be the one lone voice against the Hollywood liberal establishment? It's not going to do me any good.