When I was in high school, we were all laboring under the illusion, or maybe it was a reality, that everyone in our school was a virgin.

...simple logic tells you that if somebody wants you dead you have one course of action: To get them deader sooner.

We work in an environment where your options are to do, you know, Batman 10, so when you get to do a movie that's a really great film like this, people really step up to the plate and enjoy it.

The only reason people lock their car doors when Obama walks by is they are afraid he'll tax them to death...

Just curious. Does the president of the United States have any advice for other teenage boys in America? Wounded warriors, for example . . .

I'm famous for being nicer to my fans than anyone on the face of the earth because I figure, a) They pay my salary, and b) It's probably like a big moment in your life to meet somebody; so I would say, 'Just come on up.'

Aficionado my ass...I just love to smoke cigars