When I was in high school, we were all laboring under the illusion, or maybe it was a reality, that everyone in our school was a virgin.

Just curious. Does the president of the United States have any advice for other teenage boys in America? Wounded warriors, for example . . .

The only reason people lock their car doors when Obama walks by is they are afraid he'll tax them to death...

Give Bush 10 minutes before you hammer him. I think he's going to surprise people. He sounds simple and uncomplicated, but maybe that's what we need now. He's not as stupid as everyone thinks. I like the guy.

Celebrity - I don't even know what that means. Obviously it's the same basic word as celebration, but I don't know what's being celebrated.

When I was in high school, we were all laboring under the illusion, or maybe it was a reality, that everyone in our school was a virgin.

No matter what it is, if you get 10 people in the business talking about something, you get 10 different opinions, but you know, they're amazingly well informed.