When I was in high school, we were all laboring under the illusion, or maybe it was a reality, that everyone in our school was a virgin.

My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon Valdez.

I'm a pretty quiet guy, but if people want to think of me as a lady killer, I guess that's good.

The lifeblood of my career has been independent film.

Just curious. Does the president of the United States have any advice for other teenage boys in America? Wounded warriors, for example . . .

Celebrity - I don't even know what that means. Obviously it's the same basic word as celebration, but I don't know what's being celebrated.

Give Bush 10 minutes before you hammer him. I think he's going to surprise people. He sounds simple and uncomplicated, but maybe that's what we need now. He's not as stupid as everyone thinks. I like the guy.