I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu!
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
Ahhhhhhhh. There is nothing natural about natural childbirth. It is as close to a freak accident as anything I can think of. Why I picked a time like this to go off drugs?
Unless you are at a picnic, life is no picnic.
People don't need sex so much as they need to be listened to.
I worry that our lives are like soap operas. We can go for months and not tune in to them, then six months later we look in and the same stuff is still going on.