If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?

I may not be great at geometry but I know one theorum. The longest distance between two points is you and your parents.

What you try to bury just ends up burying you.

The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.

At the moment you are most in awe of all there is about life that you don't understand, you are closer to understanding it all than at any other time.

It's one thing to tolerate a boring marriage; a boring affair does not make sense.

One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.