If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?

I am sick of being the victim of trends I reflect but don't even understand.

You don't know what it's like! Hyperactive twins! When they turned three, my doctor prescribed Ritalin -- I wouldn't dream of giving a drug to my children, but it does help when I take it myself.

I even worry about reflective flea collars. Oh, sure, drivers can see them glow in the dark, but so can the fleas.

A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?

Childhood comes at a time in your life when you are too young to understand what you are going through. And you're too young to understand that you are too young to understand.

One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.