... it's hard to be politically conscious and upwardly mobile at the same time.

You don't know what it's like! Hyperactive twins! When they turned three, my doctor prescribed Ritalin -- I wouldn't dream of giving a drug to my children, but it does help when I take it myself.

I feel like my life is just passing me by like two ships in the night. And I have missed both boats.

My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, it’s absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit.

One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.

To think, we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth.

When you're dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you're not the one who's leading.