... it's hard to be politically conscious and upwardly mobile at the same time.

I am sick of being the victim of trends I reflect but don't even understand.

I may not be great at geometry but I know one theorum. The longest distance between two points is you and your parents.

Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu.

Infinity: Time on an ego trip.

One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.

I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.