... it's hard to be politically conscious and upwardly mobile at the same time.

To think, we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth.

Frankly, goin' crazy was the best thing that ever happened to me. I don't say it's for everybody; some people couldn't cope.

Unless you are at a picnic, life is no picnic.

I even worry about reflective flea collars. Oh, sure, drivers can see them glow in the dark, but so can the fleas.

A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?

Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu.