When I first came into this world, Elvis was already fat.
At the moment you are most in awe of all there is about life that you don't understand, you are closer to understanding it all than at any other time.
If you are a human being, you might as well face it. You are going to rub a lot of people the wrong way.
It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
... it's hard to be politically conscious and upwardly mobile at the same time.
I may not be great at geometry but I know one theorum. The longest distance between two points is you and your parents.