To think, we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth.
People don't need sex so much as they need to be listened to.
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
What is reality anyway! It's nothing but a collective hunch.
I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu!
If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?