Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
... it's hard to be politically conscious and upwardly mobile at the same time.
If you are a human being, you might as well face it. You are going to rub a lot of people the wrong way.
I may not be great at geometry but I know one theorum. The longest distance between two points is you and your parents.
Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.