One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.

What is reality anyway! It's nothing but a collective hunch.

To think, we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth.

I worry that humanity has been "advanced" to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle.

Ahhhhhhhh. There is nothing natural about natural childbirth. It is as close to a freak accident as anything I can think of. Why I picked a time like this to go off drugs?

It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.