One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.

Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you, they can't laugh either.

Unless you are at a picnic, life is no picnic.

It's not that I lack ambition. I am ambitious in the sense that I want to be more than I am now. But if I were truly ambitious, I think I'd already be more than I am now.

I may not be great at geometry but I know one theorum. The longest distance between two points is you and your parents.

I feel like my life is just passing me by like two ships in the night. And I have missed both boats.

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.