One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.

When I first came into this world, Elvis was already fat.

If you are a human being, you might as well face it. You are going to rub a lot of people the wrong way.

I worry that drugs have forced us to be more creative than we really are.

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

I even worry about reflective flea collars. Oh, sure, drivers can see them glow in the dark, but so can the fleas.

When you're dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you're not the one who's leading.