Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?
Infinity: Time on an ego trip.
My mom says I have to be more positive, and I say life has to be more positive too or it's just not going to work.
At the moment you are most in awe of all there is about life that you don't understand, you are closer to understanding it all than at any other time.
I even worry about reflective flea collars. Oh, sure, drivers can see them glow in the dark, but so can the fleas.