It's not that I lack ambition. I am ambitious in the sense that I want to be more than I am now. But if I were truly ambitious, I think I'd already be more than I am now.

Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu.

I may not be great at geometry but I know one theorum. The longest distance between two points is you and your parents.

I feel like my life is just passing me by like two ships in the night. And I have missed both boats.

Frankly, goin' crazy was the best thing that ever happened to me. I don't say it's for everybody; some people couldn't cope.

If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.

To me the term "sexual feedom" meant freedom from having sex.