It's not that I lack ambition. I am ambitious in the sense that I want to be more than I am now. But if I were truly ambitious, I think I'd already be more than I am now.

If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way.

I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.

To think, we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth.

I worry that our lives are like soap operas. We can go for months and not tune in to them, then six months later we look in and the same stuff is still going on.

When you're dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you're not the one who's leading.