I may not be great at geometry but I know one theorum. The longest distance between two points is you and your parents.

It's one thing to tolerate a boring marriage; a boring affair does not make sense.

One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.

At the moment you are most in awe of all there is about life that you don't understand, you are closer to understanding it all than at any other time.

My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, it’s absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit.

Frankly, goin' crazy was the best thing that ever happened to me. I don't say it's for everybody; some people couldn't cope.

I worry that our lives are like soap operas. We can go for months and not tune in to them, then six months later we look in and the same stuff is still going on.