Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

You don't know what it's like! Hyperactive twins! When they turned three, my doctor prescribed Ritalin -- I wouldn't dream of giving a drug to my children, but it does help when I take it myself.

Childhood comes at a time in your life when you are too young to understand what you are going through. And you're too young to understand that you are too young to understand.

It's not that I lack ambition. I am ambitious in the sense that I want to be more than I am now. But if I were truly ambitious, I think I'd already be more than I am now.

If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.