Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?

I worry that humanity has been "advanced" to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle.

The human mind is kind of like a piñata. When it breaks open, there's a lot of surprises inside. Once you get the piñata perspective, you see that losing your mind can be a peak experience.

When I first came into this world, Elvis was already fat.

I even worry about reflective flea collars. Oh, sure, drivers can see them glow in the dark, but so can the fleas.

Ahhhhhhhh. There is nothing natural about natural childbirth. It is as close to a freak accident as anything I can think of. Why I picked a time like this to go off drugs?