I worry that our lives are like soap operas. We can go for months and not tune in to them, then six months later we look in and the same stuff is still going on.

Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu.

My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, it’s absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit.

I worry that our lives are like soap operas. We can go for months and not tune in to them, then six months later we look in and the same stuff is still going on.

I may not be great at geometry but I know one theorum. The longest distance between two points is you and your parents.

I worry that drugs have forced us to be more creative than we really are.

To me the term "sexual feedom" meant freedom from having sex.