Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
My mom says I have to be more positive, and I say life has to be more positive too or it's just not going to work.
A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?
Reality is just a collective hunch.
Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.