My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, it’s absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit.

Of all the things we've learned, we still haven't learned where did this desire to want to know come from?

The truth can be made up if you know how.

One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.

I may not be great at geometry but I know one theorum. The longest distance between two points is you and your parents.

My mom says I have to be more positive, and I say life has to be more positive too or it's just not going to work.

Childhood comes at a time in your life when you are too young to understand what you are going through. And you're too young to understand that you are too young to understand.