My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, it’s absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit.

Infinity: Time on an ego trip.

To think, we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth.

Childhood comes at a time in your life when you are too young to understand what you are going through. And you're too young to understand that you are too young to understand.

A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?

I worry that humanity has been "advanced" to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle.

... it's hard to be politically conscious and upwardly mobile at the same time.