Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

I may not be great at geometry but I know one theorum. The longest distance between two points is you and your parents.

Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way.

To think, we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth.

It's one thing to tolerate a boring marriage; a boring affair does not make sense.

The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.