Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way.

Like what's the point being a health nut by day if you're a coke head at night.

I may not be great at geometry but I know one theorum. The longest distance between two points is you and your parents.

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.

Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu.