Childhood comes at a time in your life when you are too young to understand what you are going through. And you're too young to understand that you are too young to understand.

One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

The human mind is kind of like a piñata. When it breaks open, there's a lot of surprises inside. Once you get the piñata perspective, you see that losing your mind can be a peak experience.

My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, it’s absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit.

What you try to bury just ends up burying you.

The truth can be made up if you know how.