Infinity: Time on an ego trip.
I even worry about reflective flea collars. Oh, sure, drivers can see them glow in the dark, but so can the fleas.
When I first came into this world, Elvis was already fat.
People don't need sex so much as they need to be listened to.
I worry that humanity has been "advanced" to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle.
You don't know what it's like! Hyperactive twins! When they turned three, my doctor prescribed Ritalin -- I wouldn't dream of giving a drug to my children, but it does help when I take it myself.