My mom says I have to be more positive, and I say life has to be more positive too or it's just not going to work.

Childhood comes at a time in your life when you are too young to understand what you are going through. And you're too young to understand that you are too young to understand.

If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.

Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu.

People don't need sex so much as they need to be listened to.

Infinity: Time on an ego trip.

A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?