If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?
Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
If you are a human being, you might as well face it. You are going to rub a lot of people the wrong way.
Childhood comes at a time in your life when you are too young to understand what you are going through. And you're too young to understand that you are too young to understand.
Like what's the point being a health nut by day if you're a coke head at night.