At the moment you are most in awe of all there is about life that you don't understand, you are closer to understanding it all than at any other time.

Sex is such a personal thing - why do we insist on sharing it with another person?

Reality is just a collective hunch.

You don't know what it's like! Hyperactive twins! When they turned three, my doctor prescribed Ritalin -- I wouldn't dream of giving a drug to my children, but it does help when I take it myself.

When I first came into this world, Elvis was already fat.

Frankly, goin' crazy was the best thing that ever happened to me. I don't say it's for everybody; some people couldn't cope.

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.