As you can tell from watching the show, I'm not a strong joke writer per se.

A war is going to destroy our economy even further. It's going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster.

Well I don't know what the city of Hollywood knows about foreign policy, but do I know that a lot of people do learn and educate themselves about policy and I don't have to be a policy expert to know that this will be a disaster.

Tina Fey is part of a generation of women who have changed the face of comedy at 'Second City,' 'SNL,' in sitcoms and in film.

You can't have cinema by committee if you're trying to do it well.

Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins... and sometimes I'll just eat the muffin top.

Evil is in the face of every frat guy that ever raised a beer cup and went "whoooooo!"