I hate high fashion. I hate that we reward people for being genetic freaks. You hear the guys announcing the runway shows saying, 'A pretty face is your best asset this season.' And what? Ugly girls had a free ride last year?

There's always [on women's magazines] that great photo of the actress or model lifting up her shirt just to show you the bone structure and the six-pack of her own. It's almost like when horses are auctioned and they show you their teeth. 'Am I good enough?'

There's no reason to be doing comedy during the day in a hot tent. I don't know why anyone thinks it's a good idea, but festival after festival keeps doing it. I did see some of the other comedians struggling.

I think we all remember where we were when Rush Hour hit the water. That was an important day.

How is it that this debate has been twisted on its head, that somehow those that advocate peace and diplomacy are anti-American?

My dream would be to be on a show that shoots in New York, because I live here, and then I could walk to work.

You can tell a lot about a person by how excited they are to do the Macarena.