I hate high fashion. I hate that we reward people for being genetic freaks. You hear the guys announcing the runway shows saying, 'A pretty face is your best asset this season.' And what? Ugly girls had a free ride last year?

There's always [on women's magazines] that great photo of the actress or model lifting up her shirt just to show you the bone structure and the six-pack of her own. It's almost like when horses are auctioned and they show you their teeth. 'Am I good enough?'

We're our own worst enemies a lot of the time, but I still blame men.

A war is going to destroy our economy even further. It's going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster.

I would prefer to be well-liked in any and all situations.

I was terrified of being on television - and also I overcompensated, I'm sure, because I know I did this in my personal life too at the time, when I was younger.

As you can tell from watching the show, I'm not a strong joke writer per se.