Leaving your ears open to the suggestions of others only closes the mind's eye, thereby creating a type of spiritual glaucoma.

Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back.

Anybody who French bashes just might as well wear a badge that says 'I am a follower! I don't think for myself and I have no idea what I'm talking about.' That would be a French basher.

I guess when your heart gets broken, you sort of start to see the cracks in everything.

I feel bad that people think that "feminism" is a dirty word. I don't understand that at all, I'm proud to be labeled a feminist. I consider myself a person who has throughout my entire life stood up for myself. It's never been my ambition to be someone who takes a backseat to anything. I'm not a male basher at all. I divide people into assholes and non-assholes, and that's genderless. I encounter sexism everyday.

The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.

The media is supposed to be custodians of the facts and watchdogs of government. They have, for the most part, neglected to be either of those things.