Leaving your ears open to the suggestions of others only closes the mind's eye, thereby creating a type of spiritual glaucoma.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

Boy, does that give you street cred for years after, if you tell people you were on 'The Larry Sanders Show!'

I think people are very cynical with actors trying to tell them what to believe in, or lobbying for any kind of changing of government policy. Even I get cynical about it. Like, Why is Sharon Stone telling me this? And there's just something annoying about having Charlie Sheen tell me, "It's your responsibility to vote," in an admonishing way on MTV.

All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?

You can tell a lot about a person by how excited they are to do the Macarena.

You young people with your twittering and your creating of content. Or what is it - queefing? I don't know what you young people are calling it.