You can tell a lot about a person by how excited they are to do the Macarena.

I was too ignorant to realize, "Oh, this will be difficult."

The directing thing, to do it well, I think you have to have a hell of a lot more discipline than I do, or be a lot more willing to really take charge of whole large group of people than I feel comfortable doing - because a director really has to run everything, and be very confident in their ability to do so.

Without liberals we wouldn't have unions. We wouldn't have environmental protections. We wouldn't have seat belts or birth control or the ACLU! Any of these things!

You young people with your twittering and your creating of content. Or what is it - queefing? I don't know what you young people are calling it.

I did not support Operation Desert Fox.

My hell is going to be the stairmaster wing of Dante's inferno, where they're gonna tape my feet to the pedals and the only music I get is Michael Bolton karaoke style.