You can tell a lot about a person by how excited they are to do the Macarena.

Well I don't know what the city of Hollywood knows about foreign policy, but do I know that a lot of people do learn and educate themselves about policy and I don't have to be a policy expert to know that this will be a disaster.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

I don't have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours.

A war is going to destroy our economy even further. It's going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster.

The teabaggers - do I know every single one of them? No. Can I see that there's a lot of racist bullshit going on? Absolutely. Would it have been welcome to see more of these "anti-government" types around after the stolen election? It would have been good to see it. I wouldn't have liked to see them with their immigrant-bashing and their stupid signs.

When I see guys in bars wearing the real fitted kind of Calvin Klein v-neck t-shirts I just want to go up to them and be like, 'Oh, do you work out? Your tricep looks so great - thank you.'