I'd slept with Ranger! Not sexually, of course. But I'd been in his bed. And then there was the evil shower gel. "It was all because of the shower gel," I said. Morelli's eyes narrowed. "Shower gel?" I made a major effort not to sigh. "Long story. You probably don't want to hear it.

It was a weird sensation. Like getting caught eavesdropping, or lying, or sitting on the toilet and having the bathroom walls suddenly drop away.

You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli

Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.

Looks like you're on a roll. This is the second car you've toasted this week." Carl Costanza - Hot Six

I think I got a bruise from landing on you. I hear bacon is real good for healing a bruise.

Stephanie, I'm begging you. Eat some doughnuts. I can't keep going like this." - Morelli