Lula's borderline too much of a good thing in lots of ways. It isn't exactly that Lula is fat; it's more that she's too short for her weight and her clothes are too small for the volume of flesh she carries.

If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure there was creamed spinach for dessert.

You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli

As Stephanie and Lula were going after the bad guys, Lula was making preparations from the trunk of her Firebird. Stephanie looked inside and stopped breathing for a beat. "That's a rocket launcher!" "Yep," Lula said. "It's a big boy. I got it at a yard sale in the projects.

I'm telling you, it's fu**ing hard to be classy

Ranger Smiled. 'You want me to be Superman? Spend the night with me.

God's a busy guy. He don't have time to micromanage. What are the chances he heard that? It's early in the morning. He's probably having breakfast with Mrs. God.