Lula's borderline too much of a good thing in lots of ways. It isn't exactly that Lula is fat; it's more that she's too short for her weight and her clothes are too small for the volume of flesh she carries.

Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?

Stop the planet. I want to get off.

I was driving by, doing a security check... and I smelled leg of lamb." Morelli

I rolled my eyes so far into the top of my head I almost fell over backward.

Bullets are creepy." Stephenie

There is no such thing as a good call at 7 AM. It's been my experience that all calls between the hours of 11 PM and 9 AM are disaster calls.