Lula's borderline too much of a good thing in lots of ways. It isn't exactly that Lula is fat; it's more that she's too short for her weight and her clothes are too small for the volume of flesh she carries.

I have bad car juju." -Stephanie Plum

You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?” ~ Morelli

Valerie was crying, too. She was laughing and sniffling back sobs. “I’m going to marry my snuggy wuggums,” she said. Morelli paused, his fork halfway to the roast chicken platter. He slid his eyes to me and leaned close. “If you ever call me snuggy wuggums in public I’ll lock you in the cellar and chain you to the furnace.

You're a magnet for mess. I've never seen anything like it. Lula to Stephanie

Are you telling me your brain and your lady parts decided on a love fest bake-off winner?

I don't mean to change the subject or anything, but have you tried concealer on that zit?" Cynthia Lotte - Hot Six