You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?” ~ Morelli

Truth is, I'm a good Catholic girl. The faith has always been elusive, but the guilt is intractable.

From the look on your face, I'd say you know him." I nodded. "Sold him a cannoli when I was in high school." Connie grunted. "Honey, half of all the women in New Jersey have sold him their cannoli

Were really screwed up, aren't we?" "In a very large way.

Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?

The way I see it, living in New Jersey is a challenge, what with the toxic waste and the eighteen wheelers and the armed schizophrenics." Connie Rosolli

You don't even need to go to college no more because you could learn how to do everything on YouTube.