Everyone knows that if you buy chocolate with spare change, then the calories don't count.

Lula had Eminem cranked up. He was rapping about trailer park girls and how they go round the outside, and I was wondering what the heck that meant. I'm a white girl from Trenton. I don't know these things. I need a rap cheat sheet.

Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.

Lots of times I'm not crazy about the writing, but I keep moving ahead and somehow it gets better. The important thing is to move forward.

I see you looking at my cookies,' my father said to Morelli. 'Don't even think about it. Go get your own cookies.

I stuck my tongue out at him because I was feeling exceptionall mature.

I'm sorry about your Porsche." "I can replace the Porsche. I can't replace you. You need to be more careful." I was just sitting in your car!" Babe, you're a magnet for disaster.