You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli
Janet EvanovichAt the other end of the room, Grandma had the lid up on Larry Lipinski. She was standing one foot on a folding chair, one foot on the edge of the casket, and she was taking pictures with a disposable camera.
Janet EvanovichCracker Jacks don't count as junk food because they're corn and peanuts, which we know to be high in nutrition. And they have a prize inside.
Janet Evanovich