Lula had Eminem cranked up. He was rapping about trailer park girls and how they go round the outside, and I was wondering what the heck that meant. I'm a white girl from Trenton. I don't know these things. I need a rap cheat sheet.

they have enough testosterone between them, if testosterone were electricity they could light up New York City for the month of August

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

Nice dress you're almost wearing. You ever think about changing professions?" -Ranger

About that proposal, cupcake..." Morelli

I take in a lot of stuff from real life, movies, television, news and it all gets mixed in my head and somehow turns into a story idea.

You think I'm gonna feel better eatin' a carrot? Get a grip. There's two idiots out there trying to kill me, and you think I'm gonna waste my last breath on a vegetable? (Lula)