I write to entertain. When people read one of my books I want them to finish with a smile on their faces, feeling a little bit better about themselves and the people in their lives.

Was a fast easy reading, Good to take your mind off of anything serious for a while

I got out of the tub and had to squelch a scream when I saw my reflection in the vanity mirror. My hair looked like it had taken 2000 volts and been spray starched

Suppose something goes wrong? Suppose you need a big full-figure woman like me to help straighten things out?" Lula

I don't need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here?

Now that we know you're not a hundred percent vampire you should stop trying to suck necks," I said to Ziggy. "I'll try," Ziggy said, "but it's a hard habit to break.

You don't even need to go to college no more because you could learn how to do everything on YouTube.