Babe, you've destroyed a car, burned down two buildings, stapled a guy's nuts, and you have sixteen stitches in your leg. Take a night off. Have a glass of wine, watch some television, and go to bed early." -Ranger

He specializes in virgins! The brush of his fingertips turns virgins into slobbering mush." Mary Lou Molnar

Some people learn from books, some listen to the advice of others, some learn from mistakes. I fit into the last category. So sue me.

I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up and strangle my grandmother.

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli

As Stephanie and Lula were going after the bad guys, Lula was making preparations from the trunk of her Firebird. Stephanie looked inside and stopped breathing for a beat. "That's a rocket launcher!" "Yep," Lula said. "It's a big boy. I got it at a yard sale in the projects.