Cupcake, your middle name is trouble.

Almost everybody I know has died,” Grandma said. “Bunch of wimps.

Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator." Stephanie Plum

There's me and then there's you, and you aren't ever going to be as good as me, Sweet Thing." Ranger

Kiss those cuffs good-bye." Lula from "Hard Eight" By Janet Evonavich

God's a busy guy. He don't have time to micromanage. What are the chances he heard that? It's early in the morning. He's probably having breakfast with Mrs. God.

You know what this is?" Lula said. "This here's plane rage." Plane rage isn't allowed. It got taken off the allowed activities list along with eating. If you make a scene they'll hual you off in leg irons." Stephanie said. I'm tired of being stapped in here, too," Lula said. "This seat belt's too tight and it's giving me gas." Anything else?" There's no movie.