I had an alarm, I had nerve gas, I had a yogurt. What more could anyone want?

I met a real looker. He picked me up at the two dollar slot machines, so you know he's no cheapskate." Grandma Mazur

It wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight." - Stephanie Plum

I thought you wanted to date other women?" "I didn't want to date other women. We decided in the heat of the moment that were no longer exclusively attached." "And I could date other men." Morelli was starting to look annoyed. "Have you been dating other men?" "Maybe." "As long as it isn't Ranger," Morelli said. "I don't think Ranger dates.

Howie's doctor told him to lose ten pounds, and since Howie's been on a diet he's gained three.

By about the sixth romance I knew I wasn't in exactly the right place. I liked writing action. And I wanted to write a book with a little more edge than I was allowed in romance.

It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence." Joe Morelli