If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.
God's first, then family, then whatever else you love.
The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.
Frog catching is the most fun a human being can have while on this earth.
You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.
A lot of people just think that that's unreasonable or preposterous. But you know, if everybody chose to do it God's way, the world would be a lot better off.