My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool
My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months - but now I have it all the time.
When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly.
I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.
I've been showing up late and dirty all my life.
When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way.