The first step to dealing with a problem is admitting that you have a problem.
My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months - but now I have it all the time.
Where I come from your truck is a reflection of who you are.
I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.
If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.
Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.