Going to a bar or pool hall doesn’t mean you’re a drunk, just like sitting in a henhouse doesn’t make you a chicken. It’s the same in the opposite setting. Sitting in a church building doesn’t make you a follower of Christ.

A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying.

Where I come from your truck is a reflection of who you are.

Go to where the ducks are. Forget the duck calls. If you go where the ducks are coming, you're going to shoot more ducks.

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.

I'm into the true meaning of Christmas - Faith, Family, and Facial hair.

It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown