I'm into the true meaning of Christmas - Faith, Family, and Facial hair.

You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.

A lot of people just think that that's unreasonable or preposterous. But you know, if everybody chose to do it God's way, the world would be a lot better off.

Most things in life are better when you just cut to the chase.

Through Jesus, your past is explained, your present has a purpose, and your future is secure. What more could you really want in life?

I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.

I've been showing up late and dirty all my life.