Through Jesus, your past is explained, your present has a purpose, and your future is secure. What more could you really want in life?
When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way.
Group texts are the worst. They're like a terrible, technological snowball, coming down a mountain, and you can't stop it.
Where I come from your truck is a reflection of who you are.
The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.
Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.