It specifically says in the Torah that you can eat shrimp and bacon in a Chinese restaurant.

I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee.

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.

Thrilled that Gov. Romney enjoys my old character. I enjoyed the character he used 2 b 2. If he'd embrace that again, he'd b a great candidate.

Acting is not terribly important work, and I have always felt a bit of guilt about pursuing something that is so selfish. I love doing it, but it is never something that feels like it's going to change or save the world.

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my sons school overcome a learning disability.

But I didn't know much about directing a movie.