Rick Perry told reporters this week that he has a permit to carry a concealed handgun. He also has a concealed vocabulary, concealed knowledge of the issues, concealed tolerance.

Rumors have restarted that the Republican ticket will not be Bush-Cheney. But today those rumors were put to rest when Cheney said, 'No, I'm keeping him on the ticket.'

Last week convicted Enron crook Ken Lay died of a heart attack. They announced they were going to cremate him. Where he's going, why bother?.

CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts: regular, premium and unleaded.

A congressman actually apologized to BP's CEO for the way the company has been treated. How stupid are you when the CEO of BP is in the room and people think you're the moron?

According to a new poll, 50 percent of Americans think the country is divided. The other 50 percent think it isn't.

President Bush says he has just one question for the American voters, 'Is the rich person you're working for better off now than they were four years ago?'