We live in what's called an open society, which of course means they open our emails, open our phone records, and open our medical records.
Jay LenoAccording to The New York Times, more than half of President Obama's Twitter followers are fake. They don't even exist. Which is actually a good thing because if they did exist there wouldn't be any jobs for them.
Jay LenoVice President Joe Biden said today that 'Syria must be held accountable.' Unfortunately, the Obama administration has never employed an accountant, so they have no idea how to do that.
Jay LenoOne critic in the L.A. Times said John Kerry looks like he is thinking too much. Well this is one place President Bush has him beat.
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