Barack Obama spent his first day as president-elect putting together his transition team. And if you believe MSNBC, by tomorrow he will have chosen all 12 of his disciples.

If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

Republicans are calling the Bush-Cheney ticket the 'Wizard of Oz' ticket. One needs a heart and the other needs a brain.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

They had so much rain in New York that a lot of the cabbies had their first shower in years.

It looks like Rudy Giuliani is out of the race. Finally, a Republican with an exit strategy.

It's casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they're casually going through everybody's phone calls and records.