John Kerry met with Ralph Nader last week. Both sides of every issue were discussed. And then, Nader spoke.

George W. Bush loves golf because it's like the election--low score wins.

Scientists think they can now clone an all-white zebra. Now, I'm no expert, but isn't that a horse?

Genetic scientists say that one day it will be possible to grow new body parts, like new breasts and new hands. It's going to be a huge moneymaker, because you know that as soon as women grow another breast, men will want another hand.

When a candidate walks away from a reality show, that's when you know they're serious about being president of the United States.

On Capitol Hill, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales raised his right hand, swore to tell the truth, and then everybody had a good laugh and went back to what they were doing.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.