John Kerry met with Ralph Nader last week. Both sides of every issue were discussed. And then, Nader spoke.

President Obama wants to raise taxes on the country's richest people. And you thought Donald Trump hated him before.

If there isn't a parking space out front or I can't see my car from the window, we're eating somewhere else.

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.

Disneyland celebrated its 40th anniversary by burying a time capsule. They say it will be dug up in 50 years - or when the last person in line at Space Mountain gets to the front, whichever comes first.

The Stock Market was down today. Two major businesses declared bankruptcy, consumer spending is at an all time low - in other words, Bush is back on the job.

There is a new book out about Hillary Clinton that claims Bill is still having affairs but Hillary continues to look the other way. The only problem is when Hillary does look the other way Bill's having sex with a women over there too.