Arnold said this is a last minute attack by Democrats. How did Arnold know to grope only Democrats?

Scientists say they have developed a car that can run on water. The only catch is, the water has to come from the Gulf of Mexico.

Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, "Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England".

And under the new guidelines issued by the Obama Administration, Federal agents will not pursue pot-smoking patients in states that allow medical marijuana. This new policy is called 'Don't Ask, Don't -- What Was I Talking About?'

So, the Phoenix Suns are wearing jerseys written in Spanish, made in China, modeled after their best player, Canadian Steve Nash. There you go. That is America.

I'm not a person who carries my emotions on my sleeve.

In his annual economic report to Congress President Bush said that the transfer of American jobs overseas is actually part of a positive transformation that will enrich the U.S. economy over time. So basically, losing your job to someone else can be a good thing. Of course we'll see how he feels about that in November.