Men are liars. We lie about lying if we have to.

When they said "Make love, not war" at Woodstock, they never imagined that one would become as dangerous as the other.

Another air traffic controller fell asleep on the job, but he had a good excuse. He was watching President Obama’s deficit speech.

AT&T is now offering a new service that allows you to pay your bills through your TV screen by using your remote control. So instead of saying, "The check's in the mail," people are going to say, "Hey, I wanted to pay, but I couldn't find the remote."

Really? Anyone intimidated by Barack Obama? He can't even keep Joe Biden in line.

A lot of controversy over this possible invasion of Iraq. In fact, Nelson Mandela was so upset, he called Bush's dad. How embarrassing, when world leaders start calling your father.

Do you know who will be in charge of health care? The IRS. You thought getting audited was bad? Wait until your next prostate exam.