President Bush listed his income as $822,000. You know what John Kerry calls someone who earns $822,000? Not even worth dating.
Jay LenoHow would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?
Jay LenoNike actually has a pair of shoes called Air-Turbulence. Try getting past airline security wearing those. Might as well call them Air-Osama.
Jay LenoPresident Bush spent the day calling names he couldn't pronounce in countries he never knew existed.
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