It really kind of looks like now that John Kerry is on his way to the presidential nomination. The only thing that can sink John Kerry now is an Al Gore endorsement.

I'm not a person who carries my emotions on my sleeve.

I've lost some weight. I am on that new Obama diet. Every day I let Vladimir Putin eat my lunch.

A lot of controversy over this possible invasion of Iraq. In fact, Nelson Mandela was so upset, he called Bush's dad. How embarrassing, when world leaders start calling your father.

They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it's not the bun?

I don’t like goodbyes, NBC does.

Jack Abramoff is going to testify against some of the other weasels in Congress. A lobbyist testifying against congressmen? How many Bibles are going to burst into flames in that courtroom?