Stephen Hawking is getting a divorce. That's scary. If the smartest guy in the world can't figure out women, we're screwed.
Jay LenoPresident Obama’s approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States.
Jay LenoCourtney Love said she once escorted Kerry to a concert. John Kerry once went out with Courtney Love and he's questioning Bush's judgment.
Jay LenoThe crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.
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