As you know, today was Don't Take Your Illegal Immigrant To Work Day here in Los Angeles. No, all across the nation they had a Day Without Immigrants, is what they call it. Or, as Native Americans call it, the good ol' days.

Two Americans have been awarded the Nobel Prize for Economics. They are the first to figure out all the charges on their telephone bill.

There was also talk of bringing Al Gore to California to help out, but there was concern that Gray Davis and Al Gore in the same state would cause some kind of rolling personality blackout.

Here is a very inexpensive costume idea. Wear a re-elect Obama button and go out as a journalist.

The Kinsey Institute says gay men have bigger sex organs. Hence the origin of gay pride.

Major heat wave in India - 122 degrees today. It was so hot people in India were sweating like Americans waiting to hear if their job is being outsourced to India.

The United States have developed a new weapon that destroys people but it leaves buildings standing. It's called the stock market.