Today the Secretary of State said that of the 247 candidates, so far 115 of them have been certified. How embarrassing is that? Imagine if you were turned down because you didn't meet the high standards set by Larry Flynt and Gallagher.

America needs ObamaCare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

When did the government become our psycho ex-girlfriend

Things have really changed here in Hollywood. Used to be people in this town couldn't wait to get an envelope full of white powder.

Tomorrow, America's most famous hockey mom, Sarah Palin, will drop the ceremonial first puck at the Philadelphia Flyers game. Right afterwards, she'll get out on the ice and skate around reporters' questions, so it should be interesting.

Kerry is well on his way to reaching his magic number of 2,162. That's the total number of delegates he needs to win the Democratic nomination. See for President Bush it's different - his magic number is 5. That's the number of Supreme Court judges needed to win.

I guess you heard, Hillary Clinton has a new campaign slogan: "I've fallen and I can't get up!"